What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

What's the hardest part about marriage that no one ever talks about?

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How did it feel to take your first gay BBC?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

No go.

Why does Boko Haram attack its own Muslims?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Do you prefer wired headphones or wireless earbuds?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Then came..

Putin's uncompromising demands emerge after the latest round of Russia-Ukraine peace talks - AP News

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

Robotic table tennis system predicts ball trajectory and adapts swing in real time - Tech Xplore

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

What are the effects of red light therapy for fat loss?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

When was the first time your wife had beastiality?

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Marvell Stock Slides. Why It Could Be the Cheap AI Chip Play. - Barron's

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

Aspergillus fumigatus, lethal fungus spreading across US raises alarm — Florida, Texas, California & more states at risk - Mint

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Can favorite teen tunes help dementia patients? A Brown University study finds they can. - The Boston Globe